An recent storm of awesome proportions dumped 6 feet of champaign Colorado snow in the back 40 acres of my palatial estate. My daughter, always the imaginative one, asked if I could build her an igloo like the indigenous people of the Alaskan territories. Breaking away from my hedge fund management, I quickly Googled and learned the skills of the Innuitian people. What took them several generations to learn, I quickly mastered watching a few YouTube videos. Using only a few sticks, several hundred pounds of snow, and my brand new Husqvarna 249cc 24-in Two-Stage Gas Snow Blower, I was able to imitate the simple lifestlye of an eskimo and share with my daughter the survival techniques of an ancient culture. After we finished, we went inside and had some warm Peanut Butter Panna Cotta With Caramel Mousse and watched Nickelodeon on the 72" plasma. It was freezing outside, I'm glad I don't have to live in one of those things.
