The One With The Engagement Picture 07x05
Ross gets impatient with Kyle when he understands him and Whitney are getting back together. Phoebe and him discuss about their couples.
Ross: My God!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?
Ross: Well maybe she wouldn't have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Phoebe: Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part.
(Kyle and Whitney enter.)
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, you're both here.
Whitney: We kinda need to talk.
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Ross: Wh-what's up?
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing...
Kyle: ...we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So... (Pause)
Ross: Oh just say it Kyle!
Kyle: We're gonna give it another try.
Phoebe: What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!
Whitney: I'm gonna work on that.
Phoebe: Oh right, because you're so capable of change.
Ross: (To Whitney) Y'know, he hums when he pees!
Whitney: I do know.
Ross: It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Whitney: We're so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Ross: That's all right, we-we don't need you. In fact, hey I'm over it already.
Phoebe: Yeah, and y'know what? I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
Kyle: Yeah, we're gonna go. (They leave.)
Ross: (To Phoebe) I'm sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y'know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Phoebe: Oh. Y'know, he hums while he does other stuff to.
Ross: Yeah, were better off without them.
Phoebe: And y'know, even if they break up again, you'd better not let him in your sad men's club!
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (She's pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
