"If I Could Share My Life With You" from the TV Series Galavant Season 1/Episode 05
Lyrics:
I know a hook-up from your boss
isn't the smoothest thing, but...
I don't care.
Because, truthfully, I think
we could be great together.
But love isn't meant for people like us.
I beg to differ.
♪ If I could share my life with you ♪
♪ Just think how happy we'd be ♪
♪ We'd share our hovel built for two ♪
♪ Complete with vermin for three ♪
♪ We could while away each hopeless day ♪
♪ Comparing open sores ♪
♪ Yes, life would blow, but much less, though ♪
♪ If I could share mine with yours ♪
No, I can't. It's impossible!
♪ If I could share my life with you ♪
♪ Admit it, it would be nice ♪
♪ We'd share one cot, one chamber pot ♪
♪ Plus trench mouth, tapeworms, and lice ♪
♪ We would have a dozen kids ♪
♪ And maybe one won't die ♪
♪ And the plague ♪
♪ The runs ♪
♪ Invading huns ♪
♪ Just think how time would fly ♪
♪ If you could share your life with me ♪
♪ I'll cherish every foul breath ♪
♪ The filth ♪
♪ The rot ♪
♪ The leprosy ♪
♪ The painful, lingering death ♪
♪ Thank the Lord our life expectancy ♪
♪ Is merely 32 ♪
♪ Yet, it might be sweet misery ♪
♪ To share what's left with yo-o-o-u ♪
So, me, you, dinner tonight, my place.
You bring that pretty little smile of yours,
and I'll supply the rest.
Yes!
