Paul and Storm's funny Easter song illustrated for your entertainment. Lyrics below. XD
Easter time is here again
and it's the time we celebrate
the morning that the Easter bunny
rises from the grave.
And if he sees his shadow
then it's six more weeks of winter.
If he doesn't see it,
everyone gets Cadbury Creme Eggs ...
and he never sees his shadow,
thank the Lord!
Moses and the Hebrews never celebrated Easter.
They were busy building pyramids and matzoh for the Greeks.
So that night they set the Pharoah's clocks ahead one hour
And they all escaped, and that's why we put
colored eggs in baskets with jellybeans and neon plastic grass.
Plus there was that final supper with the twelve Apostles,
but the word in Aramaic for apostles is "apeeps."
That is how they got the name for those marshmallow treats.
So every time you eat those little yellow chicks and bunnies,
you actually are swallowing Apostles!
So that's the Easter story even though we didn't mention
anything about the burning bush or chocolate covered Popes.
You might want to do a bit more research on the details
'cause in truth I mostly slept my way through Sunday school.
But at least I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.
