~20 minutes of fumbling around.
Key takeaways are:
-install java
-disable driver signing
-use the compatibility troubleshoot (big thanks to RedBullFiXX on rctech for this one!)
For the tablet I used this cable http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00D8YZ2SA
and the LRP - USB Bridge Spec.2 which is ~$35 (expensive!!!)