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There are fifty of them. They are not intellectually challenged. They have no intellect. They are the Swarm whose entire existence is consumed in becoming blue goop. Blue goop is not their only talent. They also become blue sludge. Swarmites - endearingly idiotic - will follow where you send them. They really do not have a clue.
They really do not appreciate that you know all the different ways to kill a swarmite. Choking, gassing, projecting, exploding, arrow storming, chainsawing, electrocution, melting, slicing, head slicing, bisecting, exploding, boulder squishing, beartrapping, spiking, and meteor striking.
In fact, Swarmites do not realise it is the -ing that does them in.
Swarmites look constantly suprised because they have a short memory span. Each new -ing is a suprise. Sure, Swarmites try angling for a longer life. But that just makes them nervous because they remember the funny shape with three sides. The suprised look means they never count past three. One, two, suprise. That's roughly how Swarmites count: one, two, suprise. In fact, one swarmite discovered the whole of Geometry one night. He came up with the idea: the swarm on the hypotenuse is equal to the swarm on the two adjacent sides. That was seconds before he realised what triangles really mean.
