I Am Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
And believe me friend, when I say that there are other secret names you do not know.
(Just an idea I had after watching the hobbit. All credit goes to http://hellofromthemagictavern.com/ )
