Strap on your most euphoric fedora and grab your trusty trenchcoat as we sail into the horizon my fellow gentleman. Today we are no longer boys. We are men. We don't need a concept as silly as religion to guide us, we are enlightened by our own intelligence. We stand tall and strong as the freethinkers of our society, the true rulers of the world in which we live in! And the reins of this world could not have fallen to a more mature bunch, well done comrades. By the way, don't forget to RSVP for the My Little Pony dance next Saturday, as places are limited and euphoria is guaranteed. My friend Barnabas has gotten hold of one of his uncle's fine cuban cigars, hopefully I won't have an asthma attack this time.
