"What does once mean?" "That he couldn't make it to twice?"
"This is humiliating" "Oh, no, we passed humiliating two minutes ago."
"Now he's gonna hate us forever" "No, he's not. He's just gonna hate us till something shiny comes by."
"Stay away from my doughnut, Kirk! I mean it! It's my doughnut!"
Taken from Gilmore Girls S04E17
