1st song off of Weezer's Red Album! Now I decided "Whoa, this need lyrics" so I drank some coffee, broke five pencils, and let the copy and paste process do the talking. God, that was a lot of work! (No, I'm just being easy. lol)
Here's the lyrics!
Put me in a special school,
Cause I am such a fool,
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read.
Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks,
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams!
So turn off the T.V.
Cause that's what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream!
They only sicken me,
Don't let me play football!
I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball!
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
I picked up a guitar,
What does this signify?
I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die!
You wanted arts and crafts?
How's this for arts and crafts?
Wuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
That's Right!
I'm growing out my hair.
I'm moving out to Cherokee,
I'm gonna be a rockstar,
And you will go to bed with me!
Cause I can't work a job,
Like any other slob,
Punching in and punching out and suckin' up to Bob!
Marrying a Bee-atch
Having seven kee-ads
Giving up and growing old, And hopin' there's a god!
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up.
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up
I'm gonna be star,
And people will crank necks,
To get a glimpse of me,
And see if I am having sex.
They're studying my moves.
They try to understand.
Why, I am so unlike the singers in the other bands!
I'm such a mystery!
As anyone can see!
There isn't anybody else, exactly quite like me!
And when it's party time, like 1999!
I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy!!!
I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up.
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
KEEP IT ON THE UP!
(I'm a troublemaker)
KEEP IT ON THE UP! (UP!)
(I'm a troublemaker)
KEEP IT ON THE UP!
(I'm a troublemaker)
KEEP IT ON THE UP! (UP!)
(I'm a troublemaker)
Never giving up
