"We Need More Men in Kilts" by Celia Farran

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Celia Farran sings a live version of "We Need More Men in Kilts" at the morning meeting at PSG 2016. With Special Support by Jon Skoglund of Spiral Rhythm. Special thanks to our Beloved Kilt Song Instigatrix Liz Rohret.
Video captured by Alicia Veach
Edited by Bob Howes
Lyrics:
“We Need More Men in Kilts” by Celia Farran
© Red Granite Goddess Publishing 2016
A fair haired young lass with a radiant smile was looking to find a mate.
She asked her notorious Auntie for advice upon her fate.
Her Auntie said: ”Whether Canvas, Wool, or Leather, Camo, Tan or Plaid… of all the men, The Kilted men….were the best I ever had!”
Chorus:
We Need More Men in Kilts (Hua)
They’re positively the BEST. (Whoo)
Only the misguided would mistakenly call it a dress!
We Need More Men in Kilts. (Hua)
The Women know it’s true. (Whoo)
So, Raise your pleats above the knee. (Yes, Yes, YES!)
And we’ll raise a pint to you.
A handsome young man with a heart full of gold was looking to find a wife.
He asked his notorious Uncle for a wee bit of advice.
His Uncle said: “Look her in the eye me lad and take her lilly white hand-oh. Get on your knee. A Kilted Knee……and be sure to go Commando!
Chorus
A bare chested, kilted, young man, with a six pack…….
Was the talk of the town café.
Two elderly ladies came in after church. One to the other did say:
“It simply isn’t proper”. She said it with a scoff.
He said: “If me Kilt offends you ma’am… I’d be glad to take it off”.
Chorus
Bridge:
Don’t be borin’ wear a Sporran. Women love a uniform.
Don’t forget your belt and Sgian Dubh. Oooooo
And if you wear it properly and provide us with a playful peak
And flash….some leg…. We’ll raise a Keg to You!
One, two, three, all hands on deck. Ready for a Kilt Check!
Chorus