Part 3 of a compilation of the many fake sponsors of American Public Media's "Wits" live stage and radio show hosted by John Moe. All copyright is held by American Public Media and Minnesota Public Radio.
Presented in numeric order, not release date of each podcast episode:
Episode 55: cologne; MindPhone; French doors; bird baths; Werner's Ferns for Her; Bing Monocles.
Episode 56: Jonathan Safran 2x4s; the Godfather trilogy of films; actor Huge Ackman and his little brother Tiny Ackman.
Episode 60: hot lava; NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell; Applebee's.
Episode 61/73: Triscuits; Wheat Thins; Triscuits again; Wheat Thins again; Triscuits once more; again from Wheat Thins; Chicken In A Biskit.
Episode 63: dioramas; catcalling; Madison, WI.
Episode 64: "Are you mad at me?"; "I'm fine"; mouse Bruce Springsteen.
Episode 65: passion fruit; passion fruit; Willem Dafoe; Macklemore (and Ryan Lewis).
Episode 72: everyone's number one draft pick for their fantasy foosball team; the best character on Canadian Mad Men.
Episode 73: Meta-Metamucil; pumpkin patches; a scapegoat.
Episode 76: RadioShack; exclamation points in emails.
Episode 78: the National Bass Fishing Association; pilgrims wearing buckles in their hats; professional swim coach Carlos Santana; professional pizza chef Carlos Santana; auto mechanic Carlos Santana; brain surgeon Carlos Santana.
Episode 80: baby carrots; Willow and Jaden Jeff; Tony hawk.
Episode 81: the moth; Six Flags Dog Water Park; your book club.
Episode 82: Mild; tennis; the all-new, all-lisping Star Wars movie; pickup trucks; fudge; Tissue brand kleenexes; your local carwash.
Episode 84: Boba Fett; the newest movie in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop franchise; gluten.
Episode 89: Alans of America; Dominos Pizza; Iggy Azalea.
Episode 90: dinner; disgraced FIFA president Sepp Blatter; septic bladders; the designers of the Canadian flag; oatmeal; lawns.
Episode 93: the band Hoobastank; the oddly intriguing new album by the supergroup MackleMorrissey (and Ryan Lewis).
Episode 95: croquet; circlecles; top hats.
Episode 96: books; listeners like you; a truck-driving mouse; Tailor Swift.
Episode 97: Murder Cat; an ominous sense of foreboding; a feeling of helplessness; Lyle Likett; truck-driving mouse; all the young single men of Europe; the University of Texas longhorns.
